but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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