we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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