At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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