Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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