Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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