hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
OPIZZABONMYDICK
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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