It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
The air taste purple.
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