butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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