i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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