there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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