why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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