nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Randomize
