it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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