Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
You took a bar mat shot.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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