You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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