yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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