But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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