is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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