He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
i need some magic done to my vagina
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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