just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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