I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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