Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
false alarm, still single
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