It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize