I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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