everyone is single if you try hard enough
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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