I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
