Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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