physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Randomize
