Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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