i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Is her dick bigger than yours?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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