he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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