can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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