Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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