what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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