Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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