But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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