Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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