I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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