I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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