i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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