Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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