I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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