We're like a lot better than the average bears
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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