I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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