Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
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