let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
He better not be in your backpack
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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