yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Let's get the cat blown out
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize