Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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