ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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