What did we do last night that was yellow?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
Randomize