how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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