we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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