No awkward lesbian experiences without me
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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