So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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